This is not just a joke. But an un-funny one, please look at more than just the back of your eyelids when parking. You seem like one of those that sits in the middle lane because 'it's not annoying anyone'.... well it does. And your parking is the stationary embodyment of said driving style...
This clueless woman has no idea how a filter lane works and goes out of her way to block vehicles from merging in order to arrive home a few minutes early at the cheap new build rabbit warren paradise of Great Denham.
Neanderthal driving a Ford Fiesta. Tailgating me and weaving around behind even though I had traffic in front of me. Overly aggressive. Should have been a coat hanger job.
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