This is not just a joke. But an un-funny one, please look at more than just the back of your eyelids when parking. You seem like one of those that sits in the middle lane because 'it's not annoying anyone'.... well it does. And your parking is the stationary embodyment of said driving style...
This clueless woman has no idea how a filter lane works and goes out of her way to block vehicles from merging in order to arrive home a few minutes early at the cheap new build rabbit warren paradise of Great Denham.
Neanderthal driving a Ford Fiesta. Tailgating me and weaving around behind even though I had traffic in front of me. Overly aggressive. Should have been a coat hanger job.
Whilst driving to work, I was stuck behind a slow moving vehicle on a 60MPH road. So I kept over to the right of the road and at a safe distance from the driver in front. This must have annoyed him as he randomly hits the brakes so hard you can see the front of his car drop. When the road is clear, I safely overtake him and ignore the fingers and swerving into the side of my car.
That's not the end though, because this idiot then decides to undertake me and nearly ends up in the back of the horse box. I've encountered my fair share of morons on the road, but this one has some serious anger management issues.
I have never feared for my life to this extent . Heavy traffic going on to the A34, this bully is right up behind me so I move in to the left hand land out of it's way. It then sits alongside me waving his arms and throwing things out the window. I don't react which seems to annoy it more as it then starts swerving almost hitting my car. I would have pulled over but no hard shoulder. It then gets in front of me starts slamming brakes on constantly spraying screen wash. It eventually goes away - waving(!?) I have no idea what I did to annoy it, I can only assume it was high.
This is not just a joke. But an un-funny one, please look at more than just the back of your eyelids when parking. You seem like one of those that sits in the middle lane because 'it's not annoying anyone'.... well it does. And your parking is the stationary embodyment of said driving style...
Yours sincerely
Anonymous