Sadly I have to inform you all that Mr. Thomas is dead.
We were at our weekly dogging session when a pack of particularly aggressive squirrels attacked him from behind (while he was servicing my best friend’s back passage) having mistaken his wrinkled tiny nutsack as a Spring snack.
He became infected with all manner of STDs once everyone with their fetishes tried to get one last poke of his ring before it became necrophilia.
Do you think we could get back to discussing the driving ability of the vehicle’s owner on this page rather than having to wade through this irrelevant filth?
You all call me all the names under the sun and think I’m a crap driver but all I am doing is being myself posting my car all over social media cause it’s called having a interest in my car and other peoples builds. You all slate me but have I ever caused incidents like other worse rated drivers ? No so why don’t you keyboard warrriors and Karen’s take a break ✅
This guy drives round going pop pop pop pop. I think he's trying to give he elderly heart attacks, if I'm honest my nan would probably drive better! Most likely found in your local Maccies. Sat with a 1 ltr fiesta.
Jack shoved his pee pee up my hole.