Took a ride in the back of this car once. The rise was rotten, very uncomfortable. The car was stationary, I am sure it is perfectly comfortable . I was riding the driver, he was bad. With all of his experience Fucking men you would have thought he would be good by now, but no, he is very shit. Messy back seat as well. Clearly ejaculates when is prostitutes aren’t available.
i was driving down the M25 and stopped for petrol at the station inbetween berko and hemel. After filling my car with petrol i entered the facility and was met with a fully grown women with 2 of her children by her side, shouting racial slurs at the cashier. I am not sure as to why she was doing this but before i even began to think of that she told her child, the eldest, to "GET EM!!". the child then got on all fours and ran full speed at the cashier shouting "AHHHHHH!" whilst he did this. He grounded the cashier and began to naw on his finger. The cashier then called the police at which the women and her 2 children swiftly entered her vehicle and drove away. I captured her number plate and just thought i should bring it to attention as it was absolutely unexceptionable.
-Tyrese
Hit the side of my white van releasing all of the kids I had collected had to run out and find them. Luckily I had got them micro chipped. Some people don't understand how difficult my field of work is.
Who knew a cute little Countryman Mini could turn into a raging bull on the road? That driver must have had a few too many espressos, or they're just trying to audition for Fast and Furious 10: Mini Mayhem
James, we are so sorry to hear about your incident on the road and that your curry had been ruined. We'd like to make up for this by giving you a £25 giftcard for our restaurant. Wishing you and your kids a speedy recovery! - Olive Limes Tring
Wife to this madwoman, please help me escape this marriage, I fear for my life and the life of my sons everyday, I come home from work and they're pralyzed in fear. I dont know what happens when I'm not home
Took a ride in the back of this car once. The rise was rotten, very uncomfortable. The car was stationary, I am sure it is perfectly comfortable . I was riding the driver, he was bad. With all of his experience Fucking men you would have thought he would be good by now, but no, he is very shit. Messy back seat as well. Clearly ejaculates when is prostitutes aren’t available.