Brave driver trying to ram my partener off the road with two kids in the back on Sutton Road in Hull. What a tit you really are. I wonder if you would have done that if a bloke was driving?
Was taking the mother in law to the dentist to collect her new teeth. Out of nowhere this maniac comes flying round the roundabout and pushes my milk float into a bush. The mother in law went flying out the front along with 8 pints of semi skimmed and I landed 6 away in a pile of horse sh*t
Where do I start with this one?
Well, let me wind back the clock to a week previously to this the week of my Daughters wedding.
I had just returned from my weekly game of strip monopoly including some of the local bishops and windows cleaners. I was £100 up so was on cloud 9 as you could imagine. I returned home to find that my freshly jet washed drive that is over 9m long and has room for many cattle was had a stray and unidentified vehicle on it. This Pe*** with his attempt of a beard that looked like he'd just auditioned to be an extra on Lord of the Rings, was inside my house drinking out of my favourite tractor mug in my favourite dressing gown on my favourite chair emptying my beloved "Alan Carr Chatty man" out of my TV planner. I was furious, it included the Red nose day special which has no planned re runs as ITV informed me!!! And just to add insult this was my Daughters and new son in laws wedding present from me. There was no better way to chew the fat than to watch this. What am I Going to do now? Anyway, I'm not stuck watching country life with that insufferable oath. Thank you Mr Seat driver thank you very much!
We have a very impatient driver here. Cut me up on motorway sliproad, then swerved around another car on sliproad. Then speeds down sliproad.