This young man, I thought it was a female at first (obviously, it’s an Audi A1) was too impatient to wait to overtake me so went round me at a very unsafe spot, as I beeped the horn I must have angered him as he pulled in front of my car as if I was a criminal on the run and he a policeman, he proceeded to get out of his car and storm over to mine.
He was angry of face and hard of cock which I thought a little odd. When I refused to get out of my car, he climbed aboard the roof and proceeded to take a shit in my sunroof (which was still open, it is a hot July day after all) and got it all over new my M&S suit! I’ll be sending you the dry cleaning bill young man!
I’ve never seen driving like it, all over the road, braking randomly then acceleration then braking, pulled out to overtake, this fucker is bollock naked, cock in hand listening to Morissey the depressive cunt.
I was behind this young man on the A127 just before you turn off for Dunton & he stopped dead in the left hand lane blocking the exit, got out and proceeded to urinate all over my car, which I had just had cleaned mind.
What's worse is my 4 year old daughter was in the car and he did not break eye contact with her once throughout the ordeal.
She is a complete and utter cunt.
She always parks up using two spaces and blocks people in. I’ve seen her use disabled bays so many times.
Evil old witch needs a smack in the kisser.
Cunt.
This young man, I thought it was a female at first (obviously, it’s an Audi A1) was too impatient to wait to overtake me so went round me at a very unsafe spot, as I beeped the horn I must have angered him as he pulled in front of my car as if I was a criminal on the run and he a policeman, he proceeded to get out of his car and storm over to mine.
He was angry of face and hard of cock which I thought a little odd. When I refused to get out of my car, he climbed aboard the roof and proceeded to take a shit in my sunroof (which was still open, it is a hot July day after all) and got it all over new my M&S suit! I’ll be sending you the dry cleaning bill young man!