Fat cunt pulls out of a junction in front of me nearly causing a collision. Clearly distracted on their phone, must have been performing a Nigerian voodoo chant on someone whilst thinking they’re better and more important than anyone else. Either that or they are working as a secretary for a number of Nigerian Princes who apparently owe me money. Fucking cunt.
Don’t tou give a fuck about anyone, just leave the slip road and shoot straight to the outside lane. Fucking carnage behind you, but as long as your ok, why would you give a fuck.
I arrived at the Hospital yesterday to pick up some organs for my science experiment, when I noticed that this woman had climbed out of her car (which was parked horrifically might I add) and kicked a child in the stomach after the child commented on her parking. I immediately swept into action and took her right out. She is now in the hospital and unfortunately will be making a full recovery.
Fat cunt pulls out of a junction in front of me nearly causing a collision. Clearly distracted on their phone, must have been performing a Nigerian voodoo chant on someone whilst thinking they’re better and more important than anyone else. Either that or they are working as a secretary for a number of Nigerian Princes who apparently owe me money. Fucking cunt.