Offered my gran a lift back from bingo. Played Gary Glitters greatest hits the entire journey "on the wireless" then performed filatio on a life size inflatable Mr Blobby doll.
Hit this geeza up for a tenners, ended up waiting 40 minutes! Then he had the cheek to tell me he'll be quicker next time. Look mate you're not pulling the wool over my eyes!
This nonce likes his own Facebook posts