What can I say. I see this "man" in traffic at least once a week. Always in the wrong lane. Can't keep in a lane. Leaves massive gaps in front of him. This kid needs driving lessons not a new car.
Nice bit of tailgating, you trying to jump in the boot there champ? I'd be embarrassed as well but you picked that woeful little chavwagon so I'm afraid you're going to have to drive it. Absolute spanner.
Another idiot with inconsiderate parking in a no parking space with pathetic font on the numberplate