The car pissed me off. Drove towards me, I was like what da fuq is dat? It was bright green and big. Then it slowly (it was mega slow) went passed me on my BMX and da fekin ding turned purple. Wadafukzz!!!
Sort ya fooking shox out too bruv coz Dey sounded well fukt up Broooooo!! Over da speed bump like a clank.
Slow