Hey peeps,
I'm sorta hetero dude who's into gettin' it on with other guys when the wifey ain't peepin'.
Got a modest package (3 inche banger), but it gets the job done, ya feel?
Cleaned up all my health biz.
No more group activities with the folks—mom and pops ain't down for threesomes now as they just had legs cut off.
Wifey's all about the wild times with dudes, chicks, and even animals.
She's cool just watchin' if that's your vibe.
Must bring chewin baccy, a can of tenants and pork pies for the misses n she will finger ur bum while I unload me 3 incher inside ya.
Special offers this week are:
BJ either way for £5
Anal either way for £10
Fisting is free
I have a massive hole that can take 3 water melons or 16 tennis balls.
I can shoot my load in your ass, eye, hair or mouth.
You no the drill ladz, call me on 07907 485659.
If eye not answer u can find me at the back of lordy nelson shaggin some guy or 2.
Feel me init?
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