Drives like a chimp but acts like it was all my fault. So busy giving weird hand gestures he nearly rear ends the car in front. Sad, strange little man. (And no, nothing happened before this.)
Saw this car all fogged up in a car park while walking my dog I inspected closer only to see alot of movement and some rather unpleasant noises , avoid at all cost!!!!
This car is owned by the MI5 and it was tailgating me a few months ago. So I slammed my foot on the brake pedal and the MI5 car smashed into the back of my car. Then they just drove off. So I an suing them for £30,000 for writing off my brand new car. Then I am suing them for £10,000 and anpther £10,000 for post traumatic stress. They have now given me ny full £50,000 in compensation. This is not fake. This is my honest opinion on what happened.
I was once pulled pver by this car and the two officers showed by their MI5 ID cards. Then they said that I am wanted by the police and I am sure that I'm not. Then they handcuffed to a metal fence with steel american style handcuffs. Then they said that they were going to attend a 'more urgent' call and thag they would come back for the handcuffs later. I was handcuffed to the fence for 20 mins and then I finally realised that I had a handcuff key in my pocket that I always keep there just in case. I have now sold the handcuffs pn ebay abd the MI5 won't be getting them back any time soon, as they have been sold to a party clothes shop in Portugal.
Drives like a chimp but acts like it was all my fault. So busy giving weird hand gestures he nearly rear ends the car in front. Sad, strange little man. (And no, nothing happened before this.)