Can anyone help me remove my penis from the milk bottle? It got caught after I was caught making love to the UHT CARTON after a skinful the night before. I even ended up sleeping on the skip. Love cumming in the skips
What has any of this absolute foulness got to do with documenting bad driving? It's gotten to the point where you can't visit this site anymore without feeling the need to bathe in bleach afterward.
Can the additional needs bell-sniffs who seem intent on ruining this place with filth about pedophilia and faecal matter kindly take their revolting depravities elsewhere ffs? It's beyond a fucking joke now. 🙄
The owner is a well know thief and nonce.
He steals to order from Lidl.
He once had a whole frozen turkey up his fat box.
He likes putting cotton buds in his jaspseye.
I am the real owner and a respectful man. I only peep on woman over 75, I reuse my toilet tissue after a 💩 to wank over. I wear my mothers underwear before it goes into the wash. My wife wears a strap on and fucks me good n hard. I like children and dogs as well especially playing with them wink wink nudge nudge