If you're too fat to be able to get out your car without swinging the door open fully, at least learn to park well enough to do that without hitting other peoples cars! Quite how she fits into an Agila could be the eighth wonder of the world...
Watched this driver perform an amazing avoidance at high speed when a BMW decided he wanted to be in the same place as the Alfa Romeo. Hand gestures were exchanged by both parties. :)
Absoloute bellend smashed into someome and left them without checking if they were ok