How this Volvo driving clown manages to pilot his shitbox around the town centre 50 times a night with a forehead as big as a family sized can of SPAM is beyond me.
This man once got so irrate with a traffic situation that he attempted self suffocation by inserting his full fist into his mouth. There was saliva all over his steering wheel as he struggled for complete insertion. When he noticed me looking he called me (through his muffled fist) a "perfffwwakkkiiii baffffsssterrr", which was obviously his attempt at a racial 'slurr'.
I think this persons Driving Licence came from a Lucky bag!
Just hope i don't see this car again, I will not be held responsible for my actions.