From the press:
"Joseph Hedley, from Kirkcaldy, appeared at Edinburgh Sheriff Court on Monday charged with “assault to severe injury, impairment and danger to life”."
I literally just farted twice. Actually I think it was one fart in two discrete parts. Farting is sometimes necessary, but farting for farting's sake is also quite enjoyable. Occasionally.
Parked in disabled bay at Asda, no badge & walked from car with no problem, just lazy