At least make an attempt to drive on your own side of the road, if I hadn't slammed on the brakes you would have hit me. Maybe consider some driving lessons.
Holding phone to his left ear with his right hand (???) with a passenger in the car who could have easily taken the call for him. Doing this in a tight, full car park. Driving is completely shit as a result. Tosser.
Got L plates on and a complete liability, double their insurance not mine