I like him, there are some idiots here. I always call everyone an idiot. Then again my mom is an idiot for giving birth to me, and my dad is an idiot for ejaculating into my mom.
The owner is a well know thief and nonce.
He steals to order from Lidl.
He once had a whole frozen turkey up his fat box.
He likes putting cotton buds in his jaspseye.
This nonce was in Asda sticking his todger up the exhaust pipe of a Citroen 2CV