As a representative from the British Government, I therefore declare the driver of this untaxed vehicle, as exempt from his driving license, and the country, as his driving has posed a threat to national security.
He is known as the famous "willy fiddler", he is known for constantly "fiddling" peoples flaccid willies, he has recently emigrated to United Kingdom, in a truck, alongside chinese immigrants, please let us know if you find any information about him
If you see this driver please report it to the nearest police station. we have put out a warrant for his arrest following the discovery of an underground child trafficking ring with the information that he was the ringleader. If you see hum to not approach and report it immediately. He is facing multiple charges such as Armed robbery, Second degree murder, Disorderly conduct, E.T.C.
As a representative from the British Government, I therefore declare the driver of this untaxed vehicle, as exempt from his driving license, and the country, as his driving has posed a threat to national security.