This driver pulled over and sweeped up a wine bottle which was scattered across the road. He then recovered the wine which was left flowing all over the road and shared it with fellow drivers. Such a nice driver. And at least my tyres are still intact. We discussed horses for 5 minutes and then decided to eat as well.
He then opened his boot to reveal a picnic basket kept safe by his Pitbull Terrier. He laid the blanket in the middle of the road and shared his cheese and pickle sandwiches with salt and vinegar flavoured crisps. I then got his number so we could enjoy more picnics together and go around the neighbourhood sweeping up glass bottles whilst eating sandwiches and crisps.
Clear case of premedited assault by driver (& passenger?). Was he prosecuted?