Alreeght peeps?
Gotta easter special this week init.
I can blow u 4 a fiver.
U can fist me shitter 4 10 notes.
Bum fun is still only £7.50 either way.
If u want me skanky crack addict bird 2 watch she will for a bag of pork scratchings, cider and a scratchie card.
Aint proud, will let any1 dump their load in me or eye can cum up ur fartbox or in ur gob.
Eye ave a large anus and can accommodate upto 6 water melons or 33 lemons.
Eye ave 3 inches of meat to poke ur hole wiv init.
Best banger in town.
If after a 3some let me no as me ma is always up for a good time init.
Call me 07907 485659.
Ave it ladz Easter is cumming..
In all seriousness, this man needs to retake his test, get properly certified and ensure his van is properly maintained. What is wrong with him? Putting kids in danger is just disgusting.
What the fuck is this love-a-minibus-driver post? Getting congratulations for observing traffic lights? Seriously? Get a grip man