Reversed into my unattended car and drove off without stopping. Collision noise was so loud that a local shopkeeper came out and wrote down the number.
Damage was caused to my vehicle.
Sat pointlessly in the outside lane of the A34 I would normally undertake such a cretin. But on this occasion they were going so slow I was curious enough to follow them, wondering if they would ever notice the increasing queue of traffic behind them (though many did decide to undertake in the end). They proceeded at half the speed limit for circa 3 miles, before I myself needed to make a right turn. At this point they crawled to the straight-ahead light clearly oblivious to the fact that I was trying to turn right. I beeped my horn expecting to startle someone drunk behind the wheel, but to my surprise it was a young Indian girl. I'm guessing new driver who didn't buy new car herself and hadn't yet learned to check her mirrors... ever, but if anyone smashes with her because she's so oblivious, I hope my testimony provides you (or your insurance company!) some solace.
The motorway is running slow, this d1ckhead has to speed down the slip road where it's merged into one lane just to get in front, w@nker.