Audis seems to be the new BMWs, must get in front Nazi mentality, won't just filter in, uses the lined traffic island to overtake as many cars as possible, total idiot.
I know white van men have a rep as bad drivers but you're just trying too hard to live up to the stereotype mate. Just give it a rest, that pint of Stella will still be there in 5 minutes.
Intruder on car!