Pulled in front of me and jumped out wearing a blue dress, stockings a day high heels. Scrambled to his boot and attempted to remove a whole pig on a rotisserie whist muttering something.
People question what happened first, but it doesn't matter what happened first as he is clearly antagonising everyone and had opportunity to leave. Nasty bit of work.
Surely the police are going to come knocking on your door very soon can't see this getting ignored.