Paedofile, parks outside of my child’s primary school encouraging them to get in with him and his friends, possibly mentally disabled as he has a lisp. School and police aware of him and have had multiple complaints
Whoever’s behind the wheel of that van must think they’re the undisputed king of the asphalt, the Picasso of parking in absolute chaos. You didn’t just park, you committed a crime against common sense and decency. Were you aiming for the white lines and missed by an entire postcode? Because that’s the only explanation for the monstrosity you left behind.
It's like you saw a perfectly good space and thought, “Nah, I’m gonna treat this like a personal art installation—'Van in the Wild', blocking driveways, double yellow lines, and probably someone’s will to live. You’re not parked, mate, you’re abandoned, like a fridge in a lay-by. Do mirrors not exist in your universe? Or did you think your van had diplomatic immunity?
YS23HNN should be the new code for “Do not pass GO, do not collect £200, just get towed immediately.” Please, for the sake of humanity, get a tape measure, learn how big your van is, and maybe—just maybe—learn how to park without making the rest of us suffer.
Moron! Pulled out in front of me on a roundabout without a care in the world, then drove at 42mph in a 50mph zone even though it was clearly safe to do 50. After this we arrive at another roundabout and they turn off without indicating! Moron!
Idiot. Decided to pull out directly in front of me on the motorway and then thinks I'm in the wrong. He then gets in the third lane and almost misses his exit but no, he decides to cut across everyone on the motorway so he can get off. He then flips the bird to me. No consideration for anyone else on the motorway. Will cause an accident one day.
Parked on a roundabout as nipping in the chippy was urgent.