Bloody scrap metal transit van with some dick shouting through a megaphone. Trouble is it sounds like you're having some kind of seizure. Can't understand a fucking word you're saying. Maybe you're drunk. Either way, bog off from our streets.
Bald chubby guy - Flashed police badge at me and continued to beep his horn for stalling my car! failed to indicate also. think he was on his way to weight watchers class!
We're not playing fucking bush push you pleb. Seriously, what the fuck is this? Not so much parked as abandoned. I know it's a shit Fiat but even so don't leave it here take it to the scrap merchant. LAZY FRIGGING TWAT
Bloody scrap metal transit van with some dick shouting through a megaphone. Trouble is it sounds like you're having some kind of seizure. Can't understand a fucking word you're saying. Maybe you're drunk. Either way, bog off from our streets.