Drives a shed of a polo, thinks it's low when it's lot. Swerves all over lanes cause always on phone. Overall a terrible driver, shouldn't be on the road.
Blue Mazda RX-8. Drives around like a complete tool, without tax or MOT. Parks outside Stannington Road most of the time, but occasionally on Woodland View Road or Butler Road. Drives another RX-8 (J33 SHR) also without tax and MOT, in a similar tool-like manner. I am led to believe that this person has a very small todger.
Steals donations left outside charity shops in the Ealing/Acton area. Appears two or three times a week, loads piles and piles of clothes, toys and books into his wagon before driving up the road to the next and repeating.
Parking right on the junction making it impossible for anyone to see cars coming when turning out of the side road.