Another Volvo driver with number plate key chain.
If the key gets stolen or you lose it, you can say goodbye to your car, all the thief has to do is look for your number plate.
Dictionary definition of an Audi driver is a particularly difficult and petulant 7-year-old trapped in the body of a 30-something skinhead, with an IQ equivalent to their shoe size and no concepts of the words patience, courtesy, or calm. The driver of this A4 S-Line fulfils this definition to a tee, the complete arsehead- deliberately causes commotion at a merge point only to stop in the middle of a junction right afterwards, partly to piss me off for beeping him and partly to cause confusion over right of way
Don't know why you have to park on the pavement.