I am the driver. I am very sorry for my actions. I'd only just found out after 48 years that my penis is smaller than 99.8% of the male global population, so I was feeling a bit down about it all.
There was a road accident with police and ambulance and bits of road cordoned off so everyone was driving slowly past.
Then this fat fuck revs up and starts shouting ‘come on!’ and waving his hands out of the window. Impatient and dangerous especially given the circumstances.
Grow up, it maybe took you an extra 15 seconds to clear the junction. Twats like you cause this kind of accident. Fat cunt. Spend more time walking not driving you lardarse.
I am the driver. I am very sorry for my actions. I'd only just found out after 48 years that my penis is smaller than 99.8% of the male global population, so I was feeling a bit down about it all.
I promise to do better next time.