Don’t ever change your hair colour, because that blonde bimbo look suits you. Particularly when you cut across me because you almost missed your exit. Worse, you slam your brakes on because hitting the car in front due to your own incompetence isn’t acceptable, but driving into my braking distance and then slowing excessively because you can’t pay attention to the road is.
Wow you're hard aren't you? I bet you'd faint if Twilight Sparkle farted on you. FUCKING LAIRY PRETENDING-TO-BE-HARD-MAN CUNT!!!!!!