This attrocious elderly lady passed by me today in the back seat of her chauffeur driven la di da posh car .
As she passed by she rotated her wrist in a fashion that i can only assume was meant to indicate that i enjoy onanism .
Just because this posh tart claims she owns all the swans and stick insects in great britain does not give her the right to ponce about absuing hard working members such as myself my wife clive and our dog z1k1ebj ,
I am and i will continue to be appaled upset and really quiet tall over this incident .
Bloody good post mate and shes parked ina bus lane there .
Typical monarch .