Registration plate
Official local mnemonic: London Postal area: Borehamwood
Issued: between march 2015 and august 2015 Orange Ford Fiesta, manufactured in 2015, first registered on 1 May 2015. Cylinder capacity: 1596cc, CO2 emissions: 138 g/km. As of 7 April 2018 this vehicle had done 23,109 miles.
Judging by the state of the car this is what he has to hide:
He is still living at home with his mum and has just got a job after leaving school. This means he has money in his pocket and no bills to pay. As he doesn't own his own house the only thing he can spend his money on is his PS4 and his car. So he pimps both out with stickers, tints and basically anything he can find on eBay that sticks on and doesn't require any tool more complicated than a screwdriver. He fits blue strip lights and LED's anywhere he can on the car and everywhere it's totally inappropriate to do so. He spends his evenings driving to local fast food joints where he parks up on the car park and waits for local teenage boys on skateboards and BMX bikes to arrive so he can tell them how great his car is. The teenage boys talk to him through his open window but he doesn't let them sit in the back as he is way to cool to be seen with children in his car. Although he doesn't actually have any friends old enough to have a driving licence. He never kissed a girl yet. He goes to sleep after wanking over pictures of Taylor swift and calling his mum a bitch for making his hot chocolate too high temperature to drink straight away. He thinks it's makes him look like a good driver if he revs the bollocks off his car all the time and drives at 45 in 30 zones whenever possible. Even though he isn't in a hurry as he has nowhere to go to. He wishes he had the courage to speak to a girl but shits himself if he is answered by a female voice on the Maccy D's drive through intercom.
Displacement
Displacement is the redirection of an impulse (usually aggression) onto a powerless substitute target. The target can be a person or an object that can serve as a symbolic substitute. Someone who feels uncomfortable with their sexual desire for a real person may substitute a fetish. Someone who is frustrated by his or her superiors may go home and kick the dog, beat up a family member, or engage in cross-burnings.
Facking hell son if your wife won't touch your penis because your not the man she married get a hobby or a mistress or at shirt that just says " I'm middle aged and bitter " . But don't be mean on the internet about people who will never read what you have typed it's nasty and your nasty and its not nice to be nasty .
This geez drives like a mad man in his orange ford fiesta, who does he think he is ๐