I was sat minding my own business in a quiet McDonalds car park when, to my horror, my attention was drawn to the driver of this vehicle. He was sat naked at the steering wheel, a crazed look in his eye, furiously wanking into a 20 box of chicken nuggets. He then proceeded to hurl each nugget at the other cars in the vicinity before speeding off with his head and one leg hanging out of the window striking a deer as it crossed the car park. Stop this menace now!
I was sat minding my own business in a quiet McDonalds car park when, to my horror, my attention was drawn to the driver of this vehicle. He was sat naked at the steering wheel, a crazed look in his eye, furiously wanking into a 20 box of chicken nuggets. He then proceeded to hurl each nugget at the other cars in the vicinity before speeding off with his head and one leg hanging out of the window striking a deer as it crossed the car park. Stop this menace now!