I am nosy scuzzy wanker with a fat belly and I get hard every time I look through your front windows. I am a disgusting, shitty voyeur. I spank small boys.
I'd honestly like to read their response to the qustion: What was running through you mind to behave in this manner? Because at the moment the answer seems to be along the lines of "drugs", "drink" or "SHIT".
See this guy screeching his saggy cheeks off giving £5 blowies to teenagers on Hessle foreshore.
He could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!