Dicks park like this to stop there cars being damaged by other cars parking to close. A good way to teach them not to do it is to run a key down both sides of the car then leave a note on the windscreen explaning that there car was only damaged due to them parking like a cockend.
How dare you post a picture of my car on the internet you pervert, take this down straight away!
My car is worth several times the value of all those around it therefore it's abundantly obvious to anyone with half a brain as to why I deserve two parking spaces.
Dicks park like this to stop there cars being damaged by other cars parking to close. A good way to teach them not to do it is to run a key down both sides of the car then leave a note on the windscreen explaning that there car was only damaged due to them parking like a cockend.