People who cruise around in a Ford Ranger think they're the business but they're just fucking selfish, arrogant, waster cunts. Should be fucking shot. Oh and they have dirty arse cracks and shove vegetables up their anus.
Alreeght peeps?
Gotta crimbo special this week init.
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U can fist me shitter 4 10 notes.
Bum fun is still only £7.50 either way.
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Aint proud, will let any1 dump their load in me or eye can cum up ur fartbox or in ur gob.
Eye ave a large anus and can accommodate upto 6 water melons or 33 lemons.
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Best banger in town.
If after a 3some let me no as me ma is always up for a good time init.
Call me 07907 485659.
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People who cruise around in a Ford Ranger think they're the business but they're just fucking selfish, arrogant, waster cunts. Should be fucking shot. Oh and they have dirty arse cracks and shove vegetables up their anus.