Never looks that close on a wide-angle camera, but he was easily less than half a second off my back bumper over the zebra crossing—it was recording at 30fps, and he only needed around 12 to reach the same point at the end of the stripes. Lucky nobody was wanting to cross, because he'd have rear-ended me before his little brain found the brake pedal. Got very brave with his high beams as soon as he was safely heading in the other direction. Excuse the rain effect—it was in the middle of Storm Arwen, which makes this sort of behaviour even dumber.
Stared at me for 5 minutes while I tried to park my car next to theirs, as I reversed the wife of the family took 5 minutes to get their crap out of their car, blocking my way. They then got upset over the lack of space left between our cars, I was well into the bay; their car was leaning into mine