Park across the path, blocking it completely. And just round the corner from 2 schools. Kids walking home would have to walk into the road - which is a bit of a rat run and always busy.
Sure their excuses would be that it was only for a minute, and that they are far to important to park properly and walk for 20 seconds. Plus its not their kids that would get knocked over so why should they gish.
Very inconsiderate when in the m6 in a rediculous traffic jam sticking his fingers up out of the window at people in front of him