If you’re driving on the road and spot this damn maniac, go home immediately, he shot the fucking back of my car then drove off, please be careful when you see this car.
Watch out for this idiot, saw a passenger fly out the roof of his car. He then rotated his number plate over to a completely different one before spraying the road with oil!
Also lock your women folk up as he tends to whisk them away on wild adventures. My previous partner is still somewhere deep in Peru doing a belly-dance.
Mother of the Year award goes to this woman, was in heavy traffic when I noticed she was leaving a massive gap between her and the car in front of her. Switched into her lane as it was moving slightly faster and noticed she wasn't even looking at the road. Head down, tapping away and showing the two children in the car stuff on her phone. There was about 20 minutes of stop-start traffic, lost count the number of times I panicked seeing her speed up behind and then had to brake harshly before she hit me. Multiple drivers around her were also aware and she was being tailgated by people behind she was so distracted.