Also lock your women folk up as he tends to whisk them away on wild adventures. My previous partner is still somewhere deep in Peru doing a belly-dance.
Don't just blindly swerve across lanes of a roundabout without checking, you muppet.
Might be worth getting a better haircut so you're not driving around like a horse with blinders on...
This guy with his baseball cap and bodywarmer on, driving along clearly holding his phone out in front of him as he scrolls away in slow moving traffic.
Illegally spaced chav plate too as no spacing whatsoever.
Also lock your women folk up as he tends to whisk them away on wild adventures. My previous partner is still somewhere deep in Peru doing a belly-dance.