Alreeght peeps?
Gotta crimbo special this week init.
I can blow u 4 a fiver.
U can fist me shitter 4 10 notes.
Bum fun is still only £7.50 either way.
If u want me skanky crack addict bird 2 watch she will for a bag of pork scratchings, cider and a scratchie card.
Aint proud, will let any1 dump their load in me or eye can cum up ur fartbox or in ur gob.
Eye ave a large anus and can accommodate upto 6 water melons or 33 lemons.
Eye ave 3 inches of meat to poke ur hole wiv init.
Best banger in town.
If after a 3some let me no as me ma is always up for a good time init.
Call me 07907 485659.
Ave it ladz xmas is cumming..
It was a publicity stunt ;)