I saw this Mercedes was a bit all over the road in front of me earlier today. Whether the driver was doing it unintentionally or they were on their phone I don’t know, but it looked like the latter.
This man is a classic example of nouveau riche so possibly a footballer or similar. He seems to think that his vehicle must be ahead of everyone all the time while he sits up in a high position full of self importance. Maybe you have confidence issues mate or trying to make up for something else and that big car makes you feel all important. It does not give you the right to swerve across lanes with no indication at all and generally drive without any consideration for others.
This species can usually be found in a supermarkets carpark mostly accompanied with an underage girl in the car, in most cases, more than one. Tough yet brittle, against all odds the driver can drive in the toughest of conditions. Truly a dedicated and phenomenal species to have a friendship with.
Car parked unattended, on double yellows, at a junction, and with the engine running!