Hope the £85 spoiler fitted to the C1 provides enough downforce for your raw, unbridled and throbbing 72 horsepower with that screaming top end of possibly above 99mph.
I'd say go test the limits of traction on forest roads so you could hopefully wrap it round a tree, but sadly you don't even have enough power to do that.
No wonder you're angry, the cyclist could peg you at traffic lights.
This time she parks over the lines of a T junction and at an angle which looks like she’s abandoned the vehicle. Absolutely terrible handling and road sense and should be getting some retraining.