Hope the £85 spoiler fitted to the C1 provides enough downforce for your raw, unbridled and throbbing 72 horsepower with that screaming top end of possibly above 99mph.
I'd say go test the limits of traction on forest roads so you could hopefully wrap it round a tree, but sadly you don't even have enough power to do that.
No wonder you're angry, the cyclist could peg you at traffic lights.
I hope this wannabe prick isn't driving any more. He is clearly a danger to the public.