RIP, thank you for everything you did for this country. It’ll never be the same until there is a total reset, the people who speak ill of you hopefully get to taste in old age
Hope the £85 spoiler fitted to the C1 provides enough downforce for your raw, unbridled and throbbing 72 horsepower with that screaming top end of possibly above 99mph.
I'd say go test the limits of traction on forest roads so you could hopefully wrap it round a tree, but sadly you don't even have enough power to do that.
No wonder you're angry, the cyclist could peg you at traffic lights.
I've noshed him off loadsa times in the carpark of Tesco