Caught this lad loading his 2018 Hyundai Ioniq with stuff from out bins shouting meow at the rats then heeeeeheeeee when he finds "soggy biscuits" and a vodka bottle full of piss
If you see the lad that drives D8EVC BE CAREFUL he pulls his copper out and runs around graveyards whilst smoking a rollie, we've tasered him numbers of times
ME WIFE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND US LIKE SO I WEAR HER GEAR AND HER DEED MARZ KNICKORS WHILST SMOKING A ROLLIES LOOKING FOR BLIND BLOKES TO WOLF WHISTLE AT US LIKE
Lad made off in D8EVC with a stolen 94p curry!