Just busted outta the slammer and I'm all set for a solid sesh!
Got me a van now im ready 2 hit the streets, scope out some tarmac, check out some gardens, and maybe even do a bit of fly tipping on the down low.
I'm sorta hetero dude who's into gettin' it on with other guys when the wifey ain't peepin'.
Got a modest package (3 inche banger), but it gets the job done, ya feel?
Cleaned up all my health biz.
No more group activities with the folks—mom and pops ain't down for threesomes now as they just had legs cut off.
Wifey's all about the wild times with dudes, chicks, and even animals.
She's cool just watchin' if that's your vibe.
Must bring chewin baccy, a can of tenants and pork pies for the misses n she will finger ur bum while I unload me 3 incher inside ya.
Special offers this week are:
BJ either way for £5
Anal either way for £10
Fisting is free
I have a massive hole that can take 3 water melons or 16 tennis balls.
I can shoot my load in your ass, eye, hair or mouth.
You no the drill ladz, call me on 07907 485659.
If eye not answer u can find me at the back of lordy nelson shaggin some guy or 2.
Feel me init?
Alreeght peeps?
Gotta easter special this week init.
I can blow u 4 a fiver.
U can fist me shitter 4 10 notes.
Bum fun is still only £7.50 either way.
If u want me skanky crack addict bird 2 watch she will for a bag of pork scratchings, cider and a scratchie card.
Aint proud, will let any1 dump their load in me or eye can cum up ur fartbox or in ur gob.
Eye ave a large anus and can accommodate upto 6 water melons or 33 lemons.
Eye ave 3 inches of meat to poke ur hole wiv init.
Best banger in town.
If after a 3some let me no as me ma is always up for a good time init.
Call me 07907 485659.
Ave it ladz Easter is cumming..
I will make love to this beautiful pink boy I can easily have his beautiful orange skinned mother and pale princess of a sister but I want to make love to this pink person in picture. Come tu daddy worship my BBC like your girlfriend, mother, sister and beloved grandmother Becky does. I want my Becky
Greasy arsecrack licker came round the corner with his fucked up growler and then gave a demonstration of cock-out limbo dancing with next door's octogenarian crusty cunt bitch.
Angry breeder with small genitals