Almost ran my pet duck over as was looking at his phone, chased him all the way to Kirby but lost him in the back ally. I did however go back and pick up the package he threw out the drivers window as I assume he thought my duck was the dibble. Unfortunately it only had 3 Oz of crack in it
I dunno if I have enough muscles yet , I reckon my arse is going to be more shredded and red than pulled pork with sweet and sour sauce by the time I'm out.
fuck off prick