Next time you decide to park in permit holders only parking for the locals within Hawkshead square (which you are NOT). DONT open your car door into mine (a local) and when confronted about it, DONT assume because you cant see damage that there isn't. I have your registration and I will be inspecting it. Also, Kids will be kids, but letting your children rub their hands all over someone elses paint work (that could have harmful chemicals on which mine does as I've just stripped the vinyl wrap off) is not okay. I let that slide, but the door hitting my panel is not fine. You are bound to say there is no damage as it is in your best interest, I am the owner of the vehicle not you.
The chap who drives this car (I assume it's his mothers car, that he's borrowing for the day) is your classic sweaty string-vest wearing, cat-eating, cousin-loving, hairy-arsed, bumpkin inbred with limited intelligence. They have very little grasp of basic car control, no idea how to share a road with other vehicles, and can't seem to grasp the idea that driving is not a right or priviledge but only allowed by revocable license. I doubt very much he actially has a license to be honest. If he wasn't scratching his arse so much when he drives (probably the fleas), he might be able to drive better than a learner who's just got in the car. And wind the windows up, your car stinks like dead badgers, but to be fair thats probably what you've got in the boot. Taking it home to make some pants for your nan out of the fur I suppose. Cretin!
Fantastic driver. Kind caring a courteous.