This "man" tried to touch my special place and then when I ran away he yelled "I only want to smell your fart box" then sped off and spun the car in the entrance to a Tesco car park and then got out and took his tiny willy out and started waving it at OAPs.
What an angry little fecker this guy is. Typical male in a 1 series wishing they had an M3, M4, M5.
As they're driving down China St to Cable St they're racing up the back end of the car in front, having to keep jamming on the brakes because they keep getting that close.
The moment 2 lanes opens up to 3 they wildly throw the car to the right & floor it past traffic, narrowly missing clipping the car they've been behind.
Then they get caught by the lights so get nowhere anyway.
Hey, I’m going to pull out on you and drive 10mph below the speed limit for miles. I’m going to brake three to five working days in advance of an empty roundabout, just in case Lewis Hamilton appears from the void. And I’ll make sure to keep staring at my passenger the whole time. MUPPET!
Absolutely beautiful, stunning driver
On her phone
But drop dead georgeous