I actually overtook this guy whilst driving down the M5. Looking into his car I saw a complete mess and a disposed blow up doll. The guy leant out of his window and tried to stick his neck into my arse but I used my mega mind powers and sent him flying back to his car. The blow up doll was a fantastic looker though, she even looked better than the driver, your face was the worst part about all of this.
An embarrassment to all us Mercedes drivers. Turn your Merc in to the nearest scrappy and fling away your licence. What on Earth possessed you to keep that going for as long as you did? Did the wife only come back with 19 nuggets in your 20 sharing box, you sweaty cuck?
This muppet crashed into my cousin's shop now I don't know what to do he took out the bog roll