G8 BWKA1 Northbound, Kingston Park/Red House Farm Sliproad2017-09-23 18:35:55
Oh dear. The Mazda MX-5, the most overrated car in history, renowned as a hairdresser's car or something that only knobbers drive. The driver of G8 BWK is no different and I honestly think he's having some sort of midlife identity crisis. Driving dangerously in his rust-bucket from way-back-when in 1998, he thinks he's one of the boys. NEWSFLASH: you're not and your car is sh*te. Undercutting people on the motorway when there is TRAFFIC and people are braking, it's hardly safe or sensible, is it? Squeezing into a gap, trying to slow down from about 90 to 50 and nearly sending me through my windscreen - round of applause. The 'World's Biggest D*ckhead' award goes to you. Your wife and kids must be so proud (if you have any family, I'm struggling to think of any women who would want to be stuck with you). Oh and then staying in the right hand lane, slamming your brakes on trying to cause further problems. All before undercutting someone else, then overtaking yet another person, slamming your brakes on in front of them so you didn't miss the turn-off. Your crappy MX-5 isn't fast, it doesn't look good (especially in boring family-car silver), people most likely laugh at you, and it corners horrendously. If the car wasn't bad enough, you have a face that looks like an old rag of leather that's been stained with Creosote. I bet you hit the sunbeds in your spare time, eh? Definitely having some sort of middle-aged man issues! Get your pipe and slippers out sweetie, you look like a knacker flying around in that little penny-drinking rust-bucket.
Operating phone whilst moving, and also whilst at a standstill in a queue, but not watching the road ahead.
Missed a green light at temporary traffic lights, due to not pulling away quickly enough with traffic. Wobbling/weaving about in the road. Blocked a junction due to not concentrating. Had to stop very sharply at a red light (clearly not looking at road ahead).
Look where you're going instead of down at your lap. If you think people can't see you using your phone whilst you're driving, you're wrong.
Dangerous older lady driver pulled out in front of me on junction. Stopped in middle of road then continued to drive in the wrong lane, before stopping on a blind corner waving me past when a car was coming.!
Aggressive prick who doesn't seem to know how roundabouts work: